Schlägmän
The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"
me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"
Schlägmän
A Schlägmän is the german version of deez. Deez nuts, schlägmän nuts. This is how it works.
You look very Schlägmän today.