Schmanting
when one feigns the ability to drink.
" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"
schmants
Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants
Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.
schmant
v, schmant: to schmant means to eat an entire animal, such as a hippo, in a short amount of time (mostly practised in unhumane parts of Africa and Alabama)
n, schmant: someone who schmants
n, schmant: someone who schmants
I can't believe that guy just schmanted that entire buffalo in two minutes!