Schmeaded
A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.
Dude you've just been schmeaded!
schmead
Unknown bodily substance found on everyday items.
"Amanda left a bunch of schmead on my monitor and keyboard."
Schmead
Is a blending the german word ‘Schatzi’, translated as darling/ honey, with the german word ‘mädchen’, girl. Early forms relate to ‘Schmädchen’ from which the short version ‘Schmead’ abbreviated. Some also refer to ‘Schmead head’
Good night my schmead head. I love you my schmead
Schmead
An unpredictably dumb person.
A surprisingly idiotic human being.
A surprisingly idiotic human being.
"Bradly, did you finish your biology homework?"
"No... I stapled it to the ceiling."
"Bradly, you are such a schmead."
"No... I stapled it to the ceiling."
"Bradly, you are such a schmead."
Schmead darsted
When a female comes over to your lovely man cave and passes out within the confines of your bed. She than pees your bed.
Dude can you believe that Andrew got schmead darsted again?
No man that's impossible.
No man that's impossible.
schmeade bone
One who is a big douche-like tool.
Ryan Seacrest is a giant schmeade bone.
schmeaded
getting real drunk, blackout
Man I'm bout to be schmeaded in a few more drinks.