schmear

1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.

1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"

schmear

A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.

She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.

schmear

A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults

I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!

Schmear

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

schmear

jis, cum, semen, ejaculate

Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.

schmear

when you schmear something on a door

muuuuum i just schmeard some spaghetti on my dooooooor

schmear

schmear,

the word for smearing turds on your wall

grant : schmear
Todd:*under mind control* okay then master *takes a big one on the floor*

俚语	schmearing
释义	schmear 1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese. 2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item. 3. A medical test for women from New York. 1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.") 2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar." 2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!" schmear A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing. She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear. schmear A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!! Schmear Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear. Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling. schmear jis, cum, semen, ejaculate Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving. schmear when you schmear something on a door muuuuum i just schmeard some spaghetti on my dooooooor schmear schmear, the word for smearing turds on your wall grant : schmear Todd:under mind control okay then master takes a big one on the floor
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