schmenis
An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.
I got the meanest schmenis.
Schmenis
An uncircumcised penis, typically of small nature
Yo, have you seen Sven's schmenis? He flashed the entire class.
My date yesterday had a schmenis.
My date yesterday had a schmenis.