Schmerica
You call a person shmerica that is blonde, doesn't stop talking when told, and is smart only when they need to be. They can come up with amazing come backs and people only wish they could think of.
Teacher: Will group one go up please?
Schmerica: Group blonde? Okay!
Teacher: Okay, now that you have your cards go find your partner quietly.
Schmerica: 5!!! WHO HAS A FIVE?!
Teacher: Schmerica! I said quiet.
Schmerica: Group blonde? Okay!
Teacher: Okay, now that you have your cards go find your partner quietly.
Schmerica: 5!!! WHO HAS A FIVE?!
Teacher: Schmerica! I said quiet.