Schmerking
Smoking while masturbating
Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.
schmerk
It is a random word added to the end or beginning of a sentence. It usually applies to a sentence with a positive connotation.
Schmerk. . . you rock my life.
I just won the lottery! . . . schmerk!
I just won the lottery! . . . schmerk!