Bear tits
A slightly less offensive substitute for "bullshit".
The <favored home team> lost the <big game> to the <hated underdogs>!? Bear tits!
bear tits
hairy nipples
It's a nasty feeling to accidentally feel a girl's bear tits in the dark.
gummi bear tits
noun. refers to a woman who is still very attractive dispite having small mammary glands. Specifically implies she suits them, and that the person using the word prefers them that way.
"hey there gummi bear tits, how about a snog?"
*slap*
*knee to the bollocks*
*slap*
*knee to the bollocks*