Bear Trap
When performing 69 for a girl, the man sneezes thereby startling the girl who bites down on the defenseless wang as a reflex.
James knew better than to do 69 with Jen with his cold, but after 7 stitches and 5 weeks of painful peeing, he learned his lesson.
Bear Trap
A Bear Trap is a male who looks like a girl purposefully attracts REALLY hairy guys.
Bob: Tod, I just had an accidental date with a guy!
Tod: But wait a sec, you're covered in hair.
Bear Trap: I know.
Tod: But wait a sec, you're covered in hair.
Bear Trap: I know.
Bear Trap
A bitch with braces.
When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.
Bear Trap
Taking a beer bottle cap, slightly bending it like a taco then position it in your hand between your thumb and pointer finger. Wait for an unsuspecting victim to walk by and without warning, pinch the cap the rest of the way closed on the victims nipple while screaming " Watch out for that Bear Trap!"
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Sam: Why is Clint crying so hard?
Jerm2: I just got him with a knarly Bear Trap when he walked out of the bathroom
Sam: Looks crutial !
Jerm2: Yea it should stop bleeding soon, I hope...
Jerm2: I just got him with a knarly Bear Trap when he walked out of the bathroom
Sam: Looks crutial !
Jerm2: Yea it should stop bleeding soon, I hope...
Bear Trap
A bra, for a girl who has massive boobs (like DD+), with multiple hook fastners in the back.
Did you see the size of her babalons; I can't believe those mogambos are natural, she must need a bear trap to restrain them.
Bear Trap
A huge pinch of Dip covering the top and lower part of the gums. Also known as the Double Horseshoe.
Person 1: Hey man I just got a new can!
Person 2: Hey can I throw in a pinch.
Person 1: Feel free just don't do a bear trap I want to save my can for a while.
Person 2: Too late.
Person: dang now theres none left!
Person 2: Hey can I throw in a pinch.
Person 1: Feel free just don't do a bear trap I want to save my can for a while.
Person 2: Too late.
Person: dang now theres none left!
Bear Trap
When you're sitting down and you drop something and you try to catch it by closing your legs really fast, and you squish your nuts.
Friend: What happened to you?
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.