schmiege
a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.
I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged
Schmieg
An infantile. Worthless creature who is mentally disabled.
You schmieg! Stop entering my chamber and clean my dishes!
Jaren \\"meatloaf\\" Schmieg
Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.
The man Jaren Schmeiged his girlfriend.