Schmodifier
When you are playing Dungeons and Dragons and you ask for a modifier on a stupid roll.
Player: I want to roll to seduce the castle wall.
Dungeon Master: Roll performance.
Player: I rolled a 12!
Dungeon master: What’s your Schmodifier?
Dungeon Master: Roll performance.
Player: I rolled a 12!
Dungeon master: What’s your Schmodifier?