Bear wings
Long and excessive back hair that cannot be reached so it could be shaved. At least by normal means. You could always mount a shaving unit to a post and act like a bear by "scratching" your back on it.
The man asked his coworker if he could help shave his bear wings.
He has such big bear wings he might be able to fly with them.
Don't pretend you don't know what bear wings are.
He has such big bear wings he might be able to fly with them.
Don't pretend you don't know what bear wings are.