Schmookie
A name one is called when someone else cares about them very deeply. It is usually very annoying, as seen in the Seinfeld episode featuring the Soup Nazi.
Woman: I love you schmookie!
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.
Schmookie
The shipping of the characters Cookie Masterson and Josh “Schmitty” Schmitstenstein from the Jackbox Party Pack franchise.
Person A: What’s your favorite ship?
Person B: I like Schmookie. Have you seen that one scene from Volume 3?
Person B: I like Schmookie. Have you seen that one scene from Volume 3?
Schmookie
A smashed cookie
I’m going to like that schmookie off the floor.