Schmoot
penis
my schmoot is big
Schmoot
A stellar moot conquered by someone of a level equal to or slightly less than Cad-Dawg.
Fuck she was bangin' bro, mad rig, bet she had a full blown Schmoot on 'er.
schmoot
Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.
Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.
schmoot
When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.
Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.
schmoot
to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe
Johnny schmooted right on Michelle's titties.
schmoot
The coolest person in the room!
Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!
what da schmoot
an exclaimation or question to be used instead of what the fuck or what da five
when he saw how ugly his boots were he simply replied "what da schmoot!"