Schmootz
English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.
What is this schmootz on my shoe?
schmootz
dirt; filth
The floor was covered with schmootz
schmootz
The stagnant film or vegetation on top of the water in a lake or pond. A nusance to fisherman.
Fishing the cove was annoying, I was constantly cleaning the schmootz off of my lure.
schmootz
The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex
After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.
schmootz
Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.
I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!
schmootzed
The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.
When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself
That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.
That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.