Schmore
The best kind of friend anyone could ever ask for. A schmore has put up with your nonsense time and time again and still loves you unconditionally. They are by far the sweetest, most caring person that you know and you would do anything for them in return. They are your other half and it's as if you two share a soul, making them your "soulmate". You two often deal with hard times but ultimately are even more connected from this.
"I would like you to meet my schmore.#
"Do you know Graeme? He's my schmore."
"Do you know Graeme? He's my schmore."