Bear Wrestler
A somewhat burly man of average or taller than average height with lots of facial and body hair whom is also very cuddly and kissable, but also whom will not hesitate to kick your man's ass if he got out of line. Can usually be found attired in either a flannel shirt or a t-shirt with some sort of character on it, or sometimes a combination of both. Likes beef jerky, NASCAR races and homebrewed beer.
My man's a bear wrestler. I feel so safe when he's around; not to mention, warm, too.
Heterosexual Bear Wrestler
What kevjumba is. If you type in "is" on Google, this is the first thing that comes up.
Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?
Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos
Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos