schmoyer
Someone who enjoys being repetitively pink socked followed by having the Wisconsin hair dryer pulled on them.
Dude 1: "That's gotta be the gayest guy I've ever seen"
Dude 2: "Yeah, what a Schmoyer"
Dude 2: "Yeah, what a Schmoyer"
Schmoyer
Usually a good person, a Schmoyer will generally burn his victims with napalm
Look, it’s a thicc Schmoyer!