schmuckadooka
an uncomfortable bunching of clothing (mainly undergarments) in one's rump. May occur as a result of one pulling someone's underwear up between the buttocks as a form of bullying or practical joking.
Aww man....after sitting for so long I've got a HUGE schmuckadooks that I just need to pick ASAP.
I think my pants are too tight because I keep getting schmuckadooka's.
I think my pants are too tight because I keep getting schmuckadooka's.