Schmuckdyke
A penis resembling fool who retains the same traits as a male acting lesbian (See Dyke) usually the butt of all jokes exchanged within a group of people.
Kuntry: Dude weeman is always trying to jew me out of some cigarettes or food.
Dillhole: Yup he’s a fuckin schmuckdyke.
Dillhole: Yup he’s a fuckin schmuckdyke.