Schmuckling
The act of cupping your balls while masturbating.
My balls are quite sore from schmuckling lastnight.
Schmuckle
Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.
My boyfriend is a schmuckle.
schmuckle
n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.
v. To ejaculate.
Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!
Schmuckles
Smart-ass chuckles.
Lefty got done, too many schmuckles!
schmuckle
a type of currency in coin form
I was putting on my shoes this morning and I found a schmuckle in my right shoe. Liliya!
Schmuckle Fucks
When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.
After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.