Schmutzie
(Also can be said as “Schmutz”) A playful term used exclusively among males to assert that one is your subordinate. Not meant to be taken seriously by any means.
Mike: Yo Schmutzie, gimme the remote
Jim: I can’t find it
Mike: It’s literally on the table Schmutz
Jim: I can’t find it
Mike: It’s literally on the table Schmutz
Schmutzy
A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.
Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.
schmutzy
smeared black. Can also be defined by well applied guyliner.
Girl:Oh my bajesus! That guys eyeliner is perfectly schmutzy!
Guy:You know it hoe.
Guy:You know it hoe.