Schnarzazzel
A very large, painful and long crap. One in which leaves people constipated and dying for air.
Guy 1:" AHHH I JUST TOOK A SCHNARZAZZEL."
Guy 2: "How'd it go?"
Guy 1: "Great-.-"
*Guy 2 goes into bathroom*
Guy 2:"WTF DID YOU DO TO THE TOILET, MAN?"
Guy 1:"That's what schnarzazzel do to you-.-"
Guy 2:"Well, damn. NOW I NEED TO TAKE ONE."
Guy 2: "How'd it go?"
Guy 1: "Great-.-"
*Guy 2 goes into bathroom*
Guy 2:"WTF DID YOU DO TO THE TOILET, MAN?"
Guy 1:"That's what schnarzazzel do to you-.-"
Guy 2:"Well, damn. NOW I NEED TO TAKE ONE."