Schnelson

Of Skytopian origin, this rare last name resembles wealth, power, class, and innovated thinkers. The holders of this last name are known for having normal sized feet, and have a hatred for shushers. The Schnelson family is thought to be direct dependents from Jesus, however there is no actual proof of this.

Shmidty Schnelson is a younger member of the Schnelson family. She is known for having long brown hair, being short, and still having baby teeth. Many sightings of Shmidty Schnelson have been reported throughout the area of Sky Top Lodge. She is usually seen with an army of children who are thought to be past spirits haunting the halls of Sky Top Lodge. If you encounter Shmidty Schnelson it is vital that you stay calm, and refrain from making contact with her.

Of skytopian origin, the rare last name Schnelson resembles excellence, importance, and normal sized feet. The Schnelson name has been carried down for many generations dating back to the Roman Empire, however there is no efficient evidence to support this claim. “I met the Schnelsons while at work, and they were pretty gnarly. Did I tell you I failed all my college math classes?” Says a Schnelson spotter by the name of Gibson while hosting cash bingo at Sky Top Lodge.