schnildo
A device similar to a dildo crafted for the purpose of a man being able to SCHNOODLE when a partner is not available. Looks just like a dildo, but with a foreskin attached for schnoodling purposes.
"Dammit, I've got no one to schnoodle with... but wait, this schnildo will do the trick!"
"Schnoodle-dog get over here!"
"Schnoodle-dog get over here!"