Schnum
Schnum: Sharting, and cumming all at once, caused by a sneeze.
-Dude I've got wicked allergies, I just schumned all over your car seat, I'm so sorry.
-Was that a schnum?
-I think he's schumning, don't talk to that guy.
-Instead of a wet dream, I had a schnum dream.
-I quit my job at the old folks home, too many people were schnuming on me!
-I didn't know pornhub had a schnum section! Neat.
-Was that a schnum?
-I think he's schumning, don't talk to that guy.
-Instead of a wet dream, I had a schnum dream.
-I quit my job at the old folks home, too many people were schnuming on me!
-I didn't know pornhub had a schnum section! Neat.