schofield
Prostitute oneself. Short for schooling in the field.
Instead of going to school to learn a trade, she decided to schofield for a buck.
"She be schooling the field man.
"She be schooling the field man.
schofield
A schofield is a large/hard poo that is stuck and will not come out.
The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.
The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.
I'm stuck in the toilet with a massive schofield.
schofield
A schofield is a nasty ass ho who has a different boyfriend every week. She says she is so nice and caring but in reality she is a crazy bitch who becomes friends with someone only to try her hardest to ruin their life. She is the ultimate bitch. No one is higher than her on the bitch level. She may be mentally unstable because she is literally out of her mind.
"Look at her. She's a total schofield."
Schofielding
Schofielding
Hiding ones sexual orientation in plain view. Preferably for a number of decades and under the red hot glare of the media spotlight.
Hiding ones sexual orientation in plain view. Preferably for a number of decades and under the red hot glare of the media spotlight.
As the interview reached its climax, the silver haired chat show host couldn't keep his eyes off the Iraq war veterans bulging biceps. "What must he look like with his top off" he wondered. The commercial break couldn't come quick enough. As he ran to the green room toilets, he discharged violently and without control, soaking the crouch and one entire trouser leg of his immaculately tailored Saville Row suit.
"Enough's enough!" he exclaimed, as his Producer towelled him dry
"it really is time to tell the kids."
"I totally agree" sighed his long suffering Producer,
"you really have been Schofielding for way too long."
"Enough's enough!" he exclaimed, as his Producer towelled him dry
"it really is time to tell the kids."
"I totally agree" sighed his long suffering Producer,
"you really have been Schofielding for way too long."
Schofield
A Gay Man who hides in the closet ,Pretends he's straight even marries but everyone knows he's Gay (After Philip Schofield)
He's definitely a Schofield by the way he walks
Schofield
A Schofield is an exceptional creature that is found in eastern Pennsylvania. Similar to Bigfoot in stature, this fine beast can perform feats of ridiculous strength and vigor. The sole purpose of this being is to eat and grow bigger.
"Wow, Is that THE Schofield??"
"Nay nay Schofield!"
"Nay nay Schofield!"
Schofielding
The act of simultaneously being in denial and acceptance.
Matt: Wendy's frosty are gross.
Matt: Well I guess I do kind of like them.
Matt: I just can't stand their flavor.
Everyone: There Matt goes Schofielding again.
Matt: Well I guess I do kind of like them.
Matt: I just can't stand their flavor.
Everyone: There Matt goes Schofielding again.