Schomit
The act of shitting and vomiting at the same time on the Sabbath.
George: "oi Moishe, the gefilte fish must have been bad....I'm gonna Schomit!"
Moishe: "oi George, lemme hold your yarmulke...you don't want to get it dirty"
Moishe: "oi George, lemme hold your yarmulke...you don't want to get it dirty"