School syndrome
A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.
Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.
Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.
Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
Primary school syndrome
When children in the lowest year of high or middle school act as if they are still in primary or elementary school.
Why are those year sevens playing tag?
They've got primary school syndrome.
They've got primary school syndrome.
Middle School Syndrome
“Middle School Syndrome” Means people who does Middle School shit. Basically indicating people who are only in relationships for clout/attention.
Middle School Syndrome example: “oh I’m taken 11-11-19, I love him/her 😘❤️🥰😘😍😘🥰😍😘❤️🥰😍😘”
post school syndrome
Post-School Syndrome or PSS is when someone who was good looking in school isn't anymore.
"Dude, have you seen Mary recently?"
"Yeah, she totally has post school syndrome"
"Yeah, she totally has post school syndrome"
smart school syndrome
Also known as SSN for short. Is when you go to a school where there are a lot of smart people and they are not very attractive. The market for finding a hot girl is greatly dimished when your suffering from SSN. The other effect is that the hot smart girl is coveted by everyman at the school. This syndrome usually happens at prep school and colleges.
"Dude I thought you would have had a gf by now WTF!?," Response," Yo my school suffers from smart school syndrome, not a hottie in the bunch."
University of High School Syndrome
Something they say about people who won't grow up out of high school probably because their whole world was high school. People who really annoy a lot of people during class who won't stop trying to one up everyone because they think it's so cool acting the way they are thus being The most immature people in college
Henry: Hey uncle! Their is this guy in college class who won't shut up. He keeps asking stupid questions like what the Spanish word is for pimp,ass, and bitch words like that are. He asked some girl out the first day he saw her just because she was hot and he wanted to one up all the other guys because of it, and the girl said no so now he's attacking everyone and spreading rumors. I heard he won't stop stalking the girl on MSN. His whole world was high school and he can't get past it and its EXTREMELY annoying. He also won't shut up about it in class and his friends seem to go with it.I'm sick of him trying to one up everyone including me.
Uncle Bob: What a loser. He has University of High School Syndrome.
Henry: Sounds right to me.
Uncle Bob: What a loser. He has University of High School Syndrome.
Henry: Sounds right to me.
post traumatic school syndrome
The sinking feeling you get on the last day of summer vacation.
"Hey man you look tired."
"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome."
"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome."