Schoontang
When you get lucky with a lady after a big night on the schooners but you're far too intoxicated to finish to job.
Rick; How'd you go with that tasty bird at the Lord Gladstone Hotel last night?
Keith; Yeah, nah. I only got schoontang. I got her back to mine but I couldn't finish.
Rick; Ahh, no good. Well, at least your name isn't Rick.
Keith; Yeah, nah. I only got schoontang. I got her back to mine but I couldn't finish.
Rick; Ahh, no good. Well, at least your name isn't Rick.