Schrodinger's Crime
An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement
Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"