Beast LaRubus
When a two year old boy pushes a gas powered lawnmotor twice his size, he may just be a Beast LaRubus. Beast LaRubus's generally display the characteristics of strength and superior ball handling skills except when approaching the goaline of a huge televised game. Beast LaRubus's also are good little brothers.
EXAMPLE ONE
John- "OH! Erich! Look he's pushing that lawn mower by himself! He's a beast!"
Erich- "Not. He's Beast LaRubus!"
EXAMPLE TWO
Annonuncer: "This guy is a beast! He has carried the ball nearly 70 yards this drive!
Oh he's approaching the goaline and.... FUMBLE!!! What a bummer.....
John- "OH! Erich! Look he's pushing that lawn mower by himself! He's a beast!"
Erich- "Not. He's Beast LaRubus!"
EXAMPLE TWO
Annonuncer: "This guy is a beast! He has carried the ball nearly 70 yards this drive!
Oh he's approaching the goaline and.... FUMBLE!!! What a bummer.....