Schrödinger's Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is so mad at you that you don't know if you have a girlfriend or not.

She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.

Schrödinger's Girlfriend

The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone

Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you

俚语	schrödinger's girlfriend
释义	Schrödinger's Girlfriend When your girlfriend is so mad at you that you don't know if you have a girlfriend or not. She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend. Schrödinger's Girlfriend The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes Looks at her conversation history Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you
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