Schrödinger’s Pussy

Shrödinger’s Pussy is the correct description for the private parts of a transgender person.

Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.

Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.

Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.

In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.

Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.

Happy dating experience young dudes!

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An old and often argued quantum physics theory of whether or not a man will get laid. The theory goes... A man walks into a bar and sees a sexy bitch in the corner. Until he walks up to her, we dont know if he will get laid or not. Therefore we can assume that he will both get laid and a go home alone. Highlighting the fact that 50% of the time the female would sleep with him. The final argument is as such, by approaching the "sexy bitch", he forces nature to collapse on itself and the result becomes conclusive. Either he gets laid or he doesnt.

Gay or not gay? If you go glory-holing, and enjoy the experience, how do you know how gay you are?

In science, there's a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that's 50% likely to be leaked. Without being able to test the box, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead. Although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.

Since there's a 50% chance that there's a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there's a gay guy, but let's say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. Does that change your enjoyment of the experience? Maybe Eddie Murphy could help elaborate.

Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.

When you dont know if a girl has a dick or pussy