schtumpy
Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.
“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”
schtumpy
It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?
Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!