Schubertism
To do something with a complete disregard for others, in a stupid or sometimes funny manner, usually involves lying.
To tell a lie about something that wouldn't seem important so it is perceived to be truth by the person to whom the lie is told.
To tell a lie about something that wouldn't seem important so it is perceived to be truth by the person to whom the lie is told.
"Did you hear that lie that he just told?"
"Yeah, it's a schubertism"
"Yeah, it's a schubertism"
Schubert
A poor sports play or error, or a poor player.
That throw to third was horrible! A total schubert!
This schubert's gonna strike out, he always does.
This schubert's gonna strike out, he always does.
Danielle Schubert
A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.
"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."
Schubert Syndrome
The syndrome that can only be born with. There is nothing physically wrong with the human, but they're fucking idiots. Very few people like them. To be born with Schubert syndrome, they need to be the second youngest child of a family with 4 children. They have 2 brothers and 1 sister. They're selfish and dick heads.
Man: Hey, does that person have Schubert Syndrome?
Woman: I think so, lets go check.
*walks over to the subject*
Woman: Hey, do you have 2 brothers and 1 sister?
Subject: wtf how do you know
Man: And do you happen to be the second youngest child in your family?
Subject: you guys are creeping me out
Man and woman: Oh well, sucks to be you
Woman: I think so, lets go check.
*walks over to the subject*
Woman: Hey, do you have 2 brothers and 1 sister?
Subject: wtf how do you know
Man: And do you happen to be the second youngest child in your family?
Subject: you guys are creeping me out
Man and woman: Oh well, sucks to be you
Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school
A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
"Wtf"
Justin Schubert
A short and fat boy with little man syndrome that bitches about Kahoot names and gets butthurt at anything. Spits sunflower seeds everyday and gets a step stool to get into his white low Ford Taurus.
Hey do you know Justin Schubert? Yeah he’s a dumbass