schulze
He just sucks dick. Thats all.
OMG, look at him. He is THE most retarded guy of all. Like, he can't even catch a snitch. stupid schulze
schulzed
past tense of schulzing
"Dude, where's your other shoe?"
"I don't know, I got schulzed last night"
"I don't know, I got schulzed last night"
schulzing
A form of entertainment where the more experienced drinker takes a novice out to get them shitty drunk by buying them every drink the bartender can imagine. Commonly followed by calling the novice very early the next day to "see how their doin'" and deternmine if they were successfully schulzed.
We're taking the new girl in accounting out for a schulzing tonight, wanna go?
Schulz
The process of being very flexible and sucking your own dick.
He must be gay b cause he pulled a schulz
Charles Schulz
Charles Monroe Schulz (November 26, 1922 – February 12, 2000), the cartoonist that created Charlie Brown, Snoopy and many other great characters for the comic strip "Peanuts" which is different to most comic strips because of its psychological depth.
Charles Schulz drew "Peanuts" until a few weeks before he died.
Köcher−Schulz
A term which consists of two parts.
1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.
When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!
Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend
1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.
When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!
Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend
Bruh, this beer is the best i have ever had... Friend 1 burps loudly and says: Köcher?
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz
sgt. schulz
to know nothing, see nothing; be ignorant of the topic at hand
Man, he did a Sgt. Schulz on me in that meeting.