Schuman
A person who steals from you, and then pretends he/she didn't.
Mick: "fuck! that Schuman just robbed me of 50c!"
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."
Schuman
Annoying stalker type person who is creepy and stupid. creeper stalker idiot
That Randy guy is a real schuman.
schuman shocker
Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!
when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....
Morgan Schuman
Chillest mf out there.
John: Monkey Poop
Rodger: No, "Morgan Schuman".
Rodger: No, "Morgan Schuman".
Sophia Schuman
Sophia is a rly amazing sexy girl who has bad taste in guys. Her and Lila are bsfs and thy are the best duo of all time. Everyone thinks that Sophia is super cool but actually, she is super super super cool.
Sophia Schuman is so hot!