Schwaggle
A pack or group of people who's median weight is greater than 260 lbs each. Usually spotted near food courts.
I felt the earth tremble, but then I noticed the Schwaggle over in the food court.
Schwaggle
Schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + Haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = SCHWAGGLE
I can't beleive today's Schwaggle! Awesome Deal!
Schwaggle
Schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + Haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = SCHWAGGLE
I went online and bought an awesome athletic gear from Schwaggle.active.com
Shit schwaggling
The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.
“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”
“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”
“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”