Schwanke
In some languages means Penis. And also is a dirty magazine in Germany.
Did you see the new Schwanke magazine?
Schwanking
The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.
Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?
Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!
Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!
schwank
A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)
I schwanked your cake, bleezatch
Schwank
To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.
I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out
schwank
the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.
Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.
Schwanked
To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.
Can you believe Jesse actually did that?
Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!
Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!
schwanked
Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted
We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!