schwarg
literally means "i like rimjobs alot, even like right now!"
Dirty Sanchez: SO U WANTZ A RIMJOB NOW!??!!?
Chris: OMFG SCHWARG ME NOW!!!!!11111!
Chris: OMFG SCHWARG ME NOW!!!!!11111!
schwarg
A Russian man who sells cheap weed, or shwag.
Matt: Hey Jim, wanna go smoke a bowl? I got it from Vladimir!
Jim: Fuck no, I'm not smokin' that Schwarg's commie ass shwag!!
Jim: Fuck no, I'm not smokin' that Schwarg's commie ass shwag!!