Schwarp
To smack; to wallop
Jeepers! Katie just schwarped Logan for calling her a skank!
schwarp
To nut on your girlfriends face, wipe it off, and smear it under her armpit. Then, proceed to finger it.
Hey baby, do you want to schwarp tonight? Oh yeah, you bet, i shaved my pits just for you.
Schwarped
To be fucked up past functioning.
Hey homie you wanna hit this?
Nah I'm fucking schwarped dawg.
Nah I'm fucking schwarped dawg.