Schwartzing
V. 2008
The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...
Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time
Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time
Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
Schwartzing
The act of annoying one's coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover's an entire office space occupied by 40 or more workers. The voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very horny pigs. The content of the speech is low-class, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. Schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.
Jane has been schwartzing every day since she started her job at Company ABC.
Schwartzing
When a man expels sperm onto a womans vagina and then using a straw sucks it up and then back down into the womans nose. The woman then sucks in the sperm through her nose and into her mouth.
A Unique Way to Jizz in Her Mouth Schwartzing
Will Schwartz
A protist
Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz
Schwartz
An American unit of linear measure equal to 7.5 inches. Also commonly referred to as "two hands".
Mike has a full schwartz, where as Tom and Frank only have half.
Schwartz
The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.
Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as....
Barf: The Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz
Barf: The Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz
schwartze
A german word meaning "black", but was incorporated into American Jewish slang to be a derogatory term towards black people.
If you are black and someone uses the word "schwartze" in their conversation in your general direction, chances are he shooting racial slurs at you.