Scissorlicks

Scissorlicks is THE mini shroud of PC gaming. Everytime you see the name "Scissorlicks" in your lobby, you instantly start to regret pressing Log In today. You just know that he will absolutely obliterate you even if you have the advantage. Scissorlicks is a well known demi-god of gaming. His insanely fast 90's hurts everyones eyes and confuses his enemy every time. The insane amount of intuition this player carries is almost extraterrestrial. Scissorlicks can predict every single movement you do. The amount of alpha that radiates off of this genius player is almost a felony. Every single console player that challenges Scissorlicks, will instantly regret it. Every single console player is significantly worse than Scissorlicks, and everyone knows it.