Scissor mister
A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.
Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.
Scissor Misters
Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."
Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.