Sconed
Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.
Sconed
A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed
Me: Nah I'm sconed
Sconed
The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
Sconed
A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.
See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.
See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.
Fyst totally sconed Floydy in that last game. :)
Sconed
When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.
Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!
Sconed
To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.
(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)
(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)
*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*
Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.
No John Doe, You're sconed.
Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.
No John Doe, You're sconed.
Sconed
A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned"
Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.
Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.
"I just sconed that noob!"
"You got SCONED!"
"You got SCONED!"