scoompa
A g-string worn by farmers, particularly dairy farmers in northern regions of Bavaria, on their way to milk the cows.
(In a German accent) Oi mate I’m on me way to milk the cows. Damn your scoompa looking fine, know anywhere you can get one from near here? Me cows need a new sight to see before I turn into a scoompa loompa. Do you prefer yours lace or hand woven silk?