Beater's remorse
Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.
"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."
beaters remorse
That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.
Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls
Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls
"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."
"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."
"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."