Scoutch
Performing the action of sitting on the couch and drinking scotch
I'm going to scoutch it tonight.
Scoutch
Originally the "scotch couch" wherein one drank scotch on a certain couch. then in drunken mumblings became scoutch. then decided to make it a drink. Pour 2 parts baileys irish creme into a glass. then float one part scotch on top. irish creme is used because the original couch was white. therefore floating scotch on the couch for drinking
hey ben, i want a scoutch.
Scoutch
Verb
To hover right above a flat surface
To hover right above a flat surface
Check out that frisbee, it is scoutching the floor!
scoutch
a small amount; another way to say a "little bit"
It's just a scoutch windy out.
Scoutching
A sexual activity where two gay partners scoops out shit with a spoon out of the other partners ass.
Bro, I saw my brother Scoutching with another man.