scovie
A small, fully-sized female human that resembles a fully-grown baboon.
Look at how small the feet are on that scovie!
My scovie needs a size check.
My scovie needs a size check.
Scovy
Similar to spicy; used to describe spiciness of foods. It derives from the Scoville Scale that measures the pungency of peppers.
Dave, those Jalapeno poppers you made are really scovy.